These are the people who bring you enjoyment every day in the form of BadassMoFo.com. Love 'em or hate 'em, here they are:

Sharkey
E-Mail: Sharkey@badassmofo.com
Position: Ringleader of this psycho-circus, consumer of pie
Where: Southern California
About: Wishes that the tree had attacked Cher instead. Likes Punk, Ska, and Metal. Dislikes people without common sense.

 

 Mr. Mabs
E-Mail: MrMabs@badassmofo.com
Position: D.O.C.
Where: Southern California
About: Until he writes his own about column: If asshole was a country, he'd be president. Of course, I'd be vice-president. --Sharkey

 
Bud
E-Mail: Bud@badassmofo.com
Position: Music Reviewer, News Poster
Where: Southern California
About: Until he writes his own about column: He could kick your ass, and I'm quite sure he could far outdrink me. --Sharkey

 

 Wags
E-Mail: Wags@badassmofo.com
Position: Writer, News Poster
Where: Currently somewhere in Guam
About: Until he writes his own about column: Wags has been my best buddy since high school. Unfortunately signed up for the military, has regretted it ever since. --Sharkey

 
Mox
E-Mail: Mox@badassmofo.com
Position: News Poster, Drunk guy
Where: Southern California
About: Until he writes his own about column: The funniest drunk I've ever met. Looks strangely like TV's James VanDerBeek, which is why we dubbed him "Mox". Fact: Mox is the one who came up with the name "BadassMoFo".

 

 Captain Terror
E-Mail: captainterror@badassmofo.com
Position: Game Reviewer, Game News Poster
Where: Southern California
About: Until he writes his own about column: Yet another friend of mine. A hardcore gamer and an emulation nut.
Finn
E-Mail: finn@badassmofo.com
Position: News Poster, Writer
Where: Southern California
About: Until he writes his own about column: A good friend of mine and a fine chef. Drinker, gamer, ass-kicker. Sensing a pattern with the staff.... --Sharkey

 

 Lucky
E-Mail: lucky@badassmofo.com
Position: Writer
Where: Scottsdale, AZ
About: Until he writes his own about column: Lucky was booted from the main page to Lucky's Rants. Until he proves himself worthy, that's where he stays. -- Sharkey

 
Schmerz
E-Mail: schmerz@badassmofo.com
Position: News Poster
Where: New Zealand
About: Likes to play rugby and sexually harass people he doesn't know. Hypothermia in left testicle.:

 

 Spooky
E-Mail: spooky@badassmofo.com
Position: Gaming News Poster
Where: Tucson, AZ
About: spook is.. lets face it, all he fucking does is drink, smoke, work, and occasionaly he gets his hands on a piece of that ass.:

 
Nick
E-Mail: nick@badassmofo.com
Position: BAMFing Intern
Where: Atlanta, Georgia
About: Until he writes his own about column:

 

 Billy Ray
E-Mail: billyray@badassmofo.com
Position: Writer
Where: Southern California
About: Until he writes his own about column: Yet another friend of mine hired to bring general badass-ness to the site. Follow the same pattern as the rest of my friends, and there you have it.
Wrongforum
E-Mail: wrongforum@badassmofo.com
Position: Writer, News Poster, Images
Where: ?
About: Until he writes his own about column: