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Posted November 6th, 2008

Yes I will be buying this

by FaaQ @ 2:57 pm

Of course, I will have to wait till it comes back in stock sometime this month.

Crystal Head Vodka

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A review of sorts here


Posted October 30th, 2008

God bless you cosplayers

by FaaQ @ 6:56 am

Seriously, I’m sure this is an improvement for her:

Of course, there is a whole lot more here

Not to mention a Princess Leia Pillow Fight.


Posted September 26th, 2008

Well that solves it

by FaaQ @ 10:33 am

This election is over!


Posted September 15th, 2008

Too Bad George Takei Is Away On His Honeymoon

by Sharkey @ 5:46 pm


Richard and Sal are a hilarious couple of faggots.

Also, if anyone can get me some video of Danny Bonaduce knocking the teeth out of Bob Levy’s mug this weekend, I’d be much obliged.


Posted September 9th, 2008

Asswhuppun!

by FaaQ @ 7:45 am

There’s the “agony of defeat.” And then there’s this women’s ice hockey score from the European Olympic pre-qualifying tournament: Slovakia 82, Bulgaria 0.


Posted August 19th, 2008

Never underestimate the power of Fried Chicken

by FaaQ @ 1:58 pm

Shit will make yo azz confess!

Durham was sentenced Wednesday to life behind bars with a chance for parole in 30 years after pleading guilty last month to aggravated murder for Adam Calbreath’s brutal slaying.

Multnomah County, Ore., Judge Eric Bergstrom agreed to the unusual plea deal - which included buckets of fried chicken, pizza and lasagna - because it saved the expense of a trial and possible appeals. A murder trial could have cost the county about $4,000, officials said.

Durham’s insatiable need for greasy food - which included gorging on KFC and Popeye’s chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake, along with a pizza, two calzones, lasagna and ice cream - cost Oregon taxpayers only $41.70. Bergstrom signed off on the deal, and the killer downed the food in two sittings - the first a few weeks ago, and the second on Wednesday. […]

Don Hons, 32, a friend of Calbreath’s who attended the sentencing, said Durham deserved no favors - but told The Oregonian newspaper he was glad the judge made the food deal in order to get the killer locked up.

“If a couple buckets of chicken are going to help to get a conviction, then get some biscuits to go with it,” he said.

KFC, it’s mystical powers will never cease.


Posted August 14th, 2008

If this is true

Posted August 11th, 2008

Obama steps in it

by FaaQ @ 11:30 am

Jesus, this guy might just win the Presidency. Could he be any more dangerous?


Posted August 5th, 2008

Investments based on Fantasy world prove risky

by FaaQ @ 9:00 am

As if you didn’t already know this, attempting to re-create a fantasy world IRL is probably not a good investment scheme, especially since the type of people who would actually want to own one of these homes all still live with their parents.

 The rise and fall of Bend’s real estate economy has resulted in foreclosure proceedings against The Shire, a village-themed concept in southeast Bend patterned after J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” series.

A notice of default was recorded last week in the Deschutes County Clerk’s Office on the 31-lot development, which had a “Disneyland-like feel” according to one of its developers and was characterized by Old World housing styles and a fantasy setting….

“It was Ron’s concept, and it was a good one,” Jan McDonald said. “Had the market not gone to where it went, it had the potential to be successful.”

Uh, this was never going to be “successful”. 900k for a fucking log cabin with some pictures of Gandalf etched in glass and a “hobbit hole”, yeah that’s what any self respecting home owner is looking for.

If I ran that bank, I’d pay someone to show up in a Sauron outfit on the day they shitcan the place, ya know, just to really drive the nail home.


Posted August 3rd, 2008

Progress

by Sharkey @ 10:54 pm

Today I ascended a mental mountain that I had been avoiding for a long time. When you start waking up some mornings vomiting despite not having any hooch, or even food for that matter on the preceeding evening, you get a bit of tunnel vision on the road of personal achievement. But as I’ve found a regimen that seems to keep me somewhat normal, I’ve begun licking my chops at the signs of a good challenge once again.

Yes true believers, I finally moved up to Hard Mode in Rock Band. And on some decent shit too, not any of those faggot songs in the first four or five tiers.

Next mountain to climb? Right now it’s between taking up a new sport or pursuing sexual congress with a (good looking) black girl. I’m thinking that both will require the same initial level of time commitment, so it’s open to debate.


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